Slogan Creator Pillows

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

'I like this slogan, it appeals to the customers' patriotism. Now we've got to find a way to explain why 95% of our products are made in China.'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"Steamed vegetables."

Religious right sells out!

Job Safety - Be Safe.

'I won this job by submitting the best slogan. Take from the rich and give to the poor.'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

You've done it again, Harry.

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'