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"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

How hit songs get their names

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"The butler did it!"

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

The Banana Crime

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

"That's more like it!"

Subtitle Guessing

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

To help for having job my lost a translator as

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"Do I capitalize the first letter in each word of, 'my idiot husband?'"

Idenity Parade.

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

'I'm not paying for another misspelling, and give me back the rhngchtanza!'

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."