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Idenity Parade.

$1: Family Secrets

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

How hit songs get their names

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

Two men converse secretively

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

music store

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"If I were a TV reporter, I'd report only good stuff!"

"They stay together for the money."

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'Cops and Rubbers.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Arthur Conan Doyle

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

wikileaks

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'