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'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Mysteries.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Band Practice

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Secret Service Dogs

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'Who's your Daddy?'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Unsound

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."