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"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Mysteries.

How hit songs get their names

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"That's more like it!"

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

Conflicting Reports

music store

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

Reporter #2: plant.

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Idenity Parade.

Reporter at a crime scene.

Bored-again Christians.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

Music theft.

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

Old West Trackers. It's either ten guys on horseback or a caterpillar crawled into my ear again.

Tale of the Tape