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"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Mysteries.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"That's more like it!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Conflicting Reports

music store

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Reporter #2: plant.

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

Idenity Parade.

Reporter at a crime scene.

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Bored-again Christians.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

Music theft.

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

"How are those?"