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How hit songs get their names

Joan Hickson

Mysteries.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Two men converse secretively

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

music store

"That's more like it!"

Top Secret

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Idenity Parade.

Detective Honky

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

wikileaks

Subliminal messages!

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Music theft.

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

Amazon takes control of the James Bond franchise

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

"Whodunit?"

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."