Song Title Sleuth Mugs

Joan Hickson

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Mysteries.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Two men converse secretively

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"That's more like it!"

music store

Top Secret

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Idenity Parade.

Detective Honky

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Music theft.

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

"How are those?"

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."