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"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

music store

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Mysteries.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

You're being watched.

Idenity Parade.

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

News of the Underworld

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

Amongst the Culturati II.

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

Music theft.

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

Beethoven

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."