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'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

$1: Family Secrets

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Frederic Chopin

Antonio Vivaldi

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Edvard Grieg

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Cesar Franck

Maestro

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Sergey Rahmaninov

Spy Satellite

Happy Violinist

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

How hit songs get their names

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Camille Saint-Saens

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Two men converse secretively

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'