Sound Sleuths Pillows

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Mysteries.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Secret Service Dogs

Band Practice

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

'Who's your Daddy?'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.