Audio Sleuth Pillows

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Mysteries.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

Conflicting Reports

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Unsound

music store

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

You're being watched.

Idenity Parade.

Reporter #2: plant.

Reporter at a crime scene.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

News of the Underworld

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

Music theft.