Tape Sleuth Pillows

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

music store

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Conflicting Reports

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

You're being watched.

Arthur Conan Doyle

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Idenity Parade.

Reporter #2: plant.

Reporter at a crime scene.

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"I'm looking for justice."

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

junk bought - antiques sold.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.