Sign Designer Gifts

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

A series of Exit signs.

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Google signwriter.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

Ventriloquist's fete

That's Network...

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles