Sign Designer Gifts

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

A series of Exit signs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'