Road Sign Designer Gifts

A series of Exit signs.

Fork Crossing

Thru versus Through Traffic

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Very good and to the point.'

One Way - Yield

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Route 666.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Road signs of Aging

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

"Gone for a P."

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

Watch for Men Being Supid

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Freeways in the Supermarket

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Road end - Prepare to Die.

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

Honk if you're a goose.

'Your Hotel Previous Left.'