Road Sign Designer Gifts

A series of Exit signs.

Fork Crossing

Thru versus Through Traffic

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Very good and to the point.'

One Way - Yield

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Gone for a P."

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Freeways in the Supermarket

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Watch for Men Being Supid

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'Your Hotel Previous Left.'

Honk if you're a goose.

HEY!

Road end - Prepare to Die.

'You are here- NO loitering!'