Sign Creator Mugs

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Google signwriter.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Ventriloquist's fete

That's Network...

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

The Big Cheese

"Gone for a P."

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign