Significant Sign Maker Gifts

Thumbing a Lift.

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Beware of the frog"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"He's always been an optimist."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Google signwriter.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Route 666.

Correct Spelling Lane.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.