Signmaking T-Shirts

"Sorry, I can't make any 'On Strike' signs for you because us signmakers are on strike."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"He's always been an optimist."

Google signwriter.

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Private work adjustments

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

That's Network...

Ventriloquist's fete

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

The Big Cheese