Signage Humorist Pillows

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

Danger Wet Surface

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Push for Disco...

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Please use another building entirely

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Palm Reading

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bolting your Food.

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Convergent Fauna

'You got the wrong guy. I'm not a guru, I'm a consultant.'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead