Signage Humorist Mugs

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

Danger Wet Surface

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Push for Disco...

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Please use another building entirely

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Palm Reading

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Bolting your Food.

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'You got the wrong guy. I'm not a guru, I'm a consultant.'