Signpost Humorist Mugs

Echo Echo Point Point.

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Shark food pyramid.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'One carry-on!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."