Sign Humor Enthusiast Mugs

If you can't keep off the grass, we'll find somebody who can. I'm not sure, that's either very friendly or very threatening.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cake Free Zone

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Thank you for not urinating.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

Echo Echo Point Point.

Danger - Slow Sand.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Don't walk while cross.

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

'We're really proud of Gavin. We think he might grow up to be a bureaucrat.'