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Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I cross the road to forget."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'