Signage Satirist Mugs

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Please use another building entirely

Street sign: 'The Department of Unnecessary Street Signs thanks you for taking time out of your busy day to read this one.'

Gents

Echo Valley

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Cake Free Zone

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Secondhand smoke.'

Beware of Everything

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Cowboy Trump

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

Metaphors.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Gone for a P."