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Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Route 666.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Google signwriter.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

That's Network...

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

The Big Cheese