Sign Maker's Muse Mugs

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Route 666.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

That's Network...

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.