Interpreter Pillows

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'I have a good plan and given time the economy will rebound and this great nation will once again bask in the glory of...'

"Hope you don't mind - I've brought in a body-language interpreter."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Orator translates in many languages.

Simultaneous translation.

Water cooler with woman standing beside it, under a sign stating 'Signing for the hard of hearing.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'We'll need an interpreter. Bring me someone who speaks detainees.'

Animal Conference

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

The dentist's interpreter

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Bum with sign language translator.

Peace Talks - Two Interpreters Arguing.

Translator

Dialogue

"One day, I hope to be a dance interpreter as well."

"You use tech language that I don't understand, so I brought an interpreter."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

She - Interpreter - He.

Obama's Interpreter.

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

All activities at this school are accessible to the disabled. Interpreters for the dead are available.

Signing the declaration of independence.

'We need to get his language skills up to par.'