Bathroom Sign Critic Pillows

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

Dog Restroom

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Ecce homo!'

Nature is not perfect

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

If toilets could talk

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Round the Clock

Prehistoric Graffito

Litterature

Mr Meier calendar

School of Comparative Anatomy

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Ban Low Flow Toilets.