Bathroom Sign Critic Prints

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Dog Restroom

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Vanity artist

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

If toilets could talk

Round the Clock

Prehistoric Graffito

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Litterature

Nature is not perfect

'Ecce homo!'

Mr Meier calendar

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

School of Comparative Anatomy

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Ban Low Flow Toilets.