Bathroom Critic Prints

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Dog Restroom

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

If toilets could talk

Prehistoric Graffito

'Ecce homo!'

Nature is not perfect

Litterature

Round the Clock

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Mr Meier calendar

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'