Bathroom Critic Mugs

Start their day with a mug that boldly captures their bathroom critique style—funny, honest, and unapologetically witty, perfect for those who love to share their candid opinions over coffee.

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'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!' mockup

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!" mockup

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

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'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.' mockup

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

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"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!" mockup

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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The Tragedy of Prosperity

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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Dog Restroom

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"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again." mockup

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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WC problem.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.' mockup

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage." mockup

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

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Litterature

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'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.' mockup

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

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Prehistoric Graffito

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Round the Clock

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If toilets could talk

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Nature is not perfect

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'Ecce homo!'

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Which one of these things is the soap? mockup

Which one of these things is the soap?

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"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!" mockup

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

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'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?' mockup

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

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School of Comparative Anatomy

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'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?' mockup

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

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Mr Meier calendar

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Bathroom Critic Mugs Collection

Bathroom Critic Pillows

Discover pillows with clever quotes and humorous critiques—adding personality and wit to any space you want to liven up.

Bathroom Critic Prints

Browse our witty prints designed for the bathroom critic who wants to decorate with humor and personality in mind.

Bathroom Critic T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that lets a bathroom critic proudly display their sharp humor and love for creative critiques.