Toilet Critics Mugs

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

WC problem.

The Rural Bidet...

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Moon's Portaloo.

"So tell me about your last poop."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Take me to your toilet."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'