Public Restroom Critic Mugs

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Drying your hands on trousers.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Gents

Dog Urinals.

Push button for loud noise...

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

'Where's the loo please?'

Hell's Restrooms.

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Hand Drier

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Now that's impressive."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

Good - Evil.

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Everything alright in there?"