Toilet Critics Pillows

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

WC problem.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Frog Flycatcher.

"So tell me about your last poop."

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'