Bathroom Signs Prints

UROUT/URINE

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"I hate my job!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Sudoku toilet paper

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

The Puppet Poop

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

"Now, what am I here for?"

'I always thought you guys did this sort of thing in the woods.'

Mummies solution.

You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right? Go away, Randy! Randy's rule #896: A confident person doesn't get tinkle-shy just because there's a long line waiting for him or her to finish. Still here. Go away!!!

'Ooh-aargh Jim lad'

Bathroom Fashion

Jimmy wants his goldfish back