Bathroom Signs Pillows

UROUT/URINE

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Sudoku toilet paper

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

The Puppet Poop

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

Bathroom Fashion

'Ooh-aargh Jim lad'

Jimmy wants his goldfish back

'I always thought you guys did this sort of thing in the woods.'

Mummies solution.