Signage Critic Gifts

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Road Closed

Thru versus Through Traffic

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"He's always been an optimist."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please use another building entirely

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Metaphors.

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

"Gone for a P."

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

No Junk Mail

Church Parking

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead