Signage Skeptic Mugs

A younger Bob wouldn't have let that stop him.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please use another building entirely

"He's always been an optimist."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Cash Rebate

Metaphors.

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Gone for a P."

"The improvement is the higher price."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"