Signal Skeptics Pillows

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Rare Books

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The suggestion box.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Suggestions Box

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.