Smoke Signal Skeptics Pillows

Research for Spontanious Human Combustion - Thank you for not smoking

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Pollution Look

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'You rang?'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

Smokers.

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'