Smoking Skeptics Pillows

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

At a drive-thru - 'Do you mind getting rid of that disgusting cigarette sir?!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

Pollution Look

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

Give up Smoking!

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

The little engine that wouldn't.

Smokers.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Most common side effects...

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."

"I hate my gym."

Smoking