Smoking Debate Pillows

'If you don't want to smoke, go outside.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Do you mind!!?'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Professional woman in pub

Merry Christmas.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Richard Hughes.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."