Health Debate Pillows

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"My barber says masks are useless."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Quack Medicine

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm an anti-masker."

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'

"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

"Wear a mask?! And cede personal autonomy to the arbitrary dictates of the State? I don't think so."

"No, you can't have church, unless you would like to assemble in a liquor store, abortion clinic or marijuana dispensary."