Health Debate Lovers Pillows

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

An Arm and a Leg.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

Quack Medicine

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'

"I'm an anti-masker."

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

The Politics of Masochism

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'

"Parables for the paranoid"

Obese evolution

'Look at it this way - without a safety net, you'll be inclined to take better care of yourself!'

Abandoning Covid Regulations

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

The Marlboro Journal of Medicine: Making a Killing Off of Cigarettes

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

Liberate America!

PFI debt...'Carrying that around is going to kill you in the end.'

Oprah 2020

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'