Health Debates Pillows

Horse De-wormer Saves Live!

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Proud Parent of an Unvaccinated Kid

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Vaping cigarette

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

Quack Medicine

The Republican View of Healthcare

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm an anti-masker."

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'

The Politics of Masochism

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'