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Horse De-wormer Saves Live!

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Profits for Big Pharma

An Arm and a Leg.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

Quack Medicine

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm an anti-masker."

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

Public Protection Equipment

"No, you can't have church, unless you would like to assemble in a liquor store, abortion clinic or marijuana dispensary."