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'On this 'public option' thing... Can it be optional?'

An Arm and a Leg.

The 5th wave

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"You first."

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'The Doctor will see you now...'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

The devolution of the NHS

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

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