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'The regulations are complicated, so to keep religious groups happy, the publicly funded abortions will be performed by an atheist.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Annexe 8

An Arm and a Leg.

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Obama-Health care reform

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.