Health Policy Debaters Pillows

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

"I said. . . opening the economy now with the Covid 19 cases on the increase is just too risky. . . hello. . . ? Hello . . . ? Anybody there. . . ?"

Kill Bill

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

An Arm and a Leg.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

No Tread on Me

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

Quack Medicine