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The Marlboro Journal of Medicine: Making a Killing Off of Cigarettes

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

"I said. . . opening the economy now with the Covid 19 cases on the increase is just too risky. . . hello. . . ? Hello . . . ? Anybody there. . . ?"

Kill Bill

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

No Tread on Me

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

The Republican View of Healthcare

Quack Medicine

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"