Healthcare Debaters Pillows

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

More Medicare Dollars taken From Seniors

Liberate America!

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

An Arm and a Leg.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'The Doctor will see you now...'

The devolution of the NHS

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

"You first."

Quack Medicine

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'