Health Debate Fan Pillows

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Self Checkout

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The delegitimization effort.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer